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Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,430 Points

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/25/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Bronze Unlocked 4/2/10
5 Points
Your very first bronze!
1st Silver Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points
Your very first silver!
1st Gold 10 Points Your very first gold!
Day area 10 Points Complete day area!
Sunset area 25 Points Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)

Fig. 8

Pioneer Unlocked 9/11/09
10 Points
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Player 10 Points Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Explorer 25 Points Finish the game.
Trailblazer 25 Points Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Perfectionist 100 Points Finish the game without crashing.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)

Glass Fish Rhythm

Level Won Unlocked 10/18/09
50 Points
Beat level one.
Beginning of the End 50 Points Make it to the evil wizard.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game!
Level Too 50 Points Beat level two!
Achievements Achieved 100 Points Get all the in-game achievements!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/20/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/20/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/825 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/29/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/29/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

K.O.L.M.

Do you love me, Mother? Unlocked 12/28/10
5 Points
You might earn this for winning her affection.
I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 12/26/10
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Why are these things in my house? Unlocked 12/27/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)